I welcome your contact, even if you are living on a planet in a distant galaxy.
My email address is email@example.com
My real address is 2939 Summer Dr., Dubuque, IA 52002.
My real phone number (landline, sorry no cell phone, no texting, no Tweeting) is 563-583-5215.
But remember, I am an old man, and I must take my pills, so if I don’t answer right away, it is because I am indisposed.
(And you know what that means.)